Saturday, February 02, 2008

I dont think...
That I would have remembered to write this if I hadn't have been speaking to Anastasia just now! So you guys can thank her for the wisdom (Yeah right) that im about to pass on to you!
I also think that Nice guys dont finish last, they finish somewhere in the middle... Maybe near the front...

Happy February Everyone.
How are you all well? Oh great!

So, wow, its the second month of the year 2008 already... Freaky eh? I still remember new years like it was yesterday... ok, so i dont really, I dont remember alot of that night... but I digress.
So, february, i think the only real "important" date in this months calender is valentines day, and I use the word "important" VERY loosly. You see, me and saint valentines have never seen eye to eye, not since year 3... and to add insult to injury, Ive never had a girlfriend on the 14th of February, and no, that wasnt to get sympathy, I would just like to say why i dislike this month so much, I mean, its not even a proper month...
My definition of a month includes having to have at least 30 days, and its an undecided month anyway, its like a cross dresser, or indesisive squirril! shall I have 28 days? No! Ill have 29! but not every other year. No, that would be too mean, i think ill have one more day every 4 years! I mean what the hell February... just go like the rest, get 30 days and leave it at that!
Of course... That would mean screwing up the calender, and well i feel for those poor calender makers... it would be mean... anyway! while I'm on the subject of months, I think, dont quote me on this, that the romans, screwed up our calender completely, lets look shall we!
1.January
2.Febuary (pfft)
3.March
4.April
5.May
6.June
7.July
8.August
9.September
10.October
11.November
12.December.

Right, it all goes fine untill we get to; July and August, this is where we go all wrong... you see, SEPTember... Sept = 7. OCTober... Oct = 8. NOVember Nov = 9 (it does, trust me... spanish Language) and DECember, Dec = 10...
July and August were named after the emporers of rome, (Julius and Augustus) so why didnt they put them at the end of the calender, leave it to make sense, NO! They added it in the middle and caused it all to be c*cked up!
BUT! I digress, Where was I...
Oh yer... valentines day... See now to me its all one big joke, I mean its a day thats excellent if you have someone to spend it with, but as you know, no such chance has come to me yet... if not, then it just makes people depressed, and hate themselves! (not me obviosly a im boycoting this year anyway) but even if you do have someone, If they are away on buisness or something, it just causes heartache...
So in conclusion, February sucks, apart from pancake day, which rocks, and i think it should be moved to 31st of March to be honest!

In other news...
So, in all fairness, I didnt come on here to delebritly slag off a month... thats just mean. Happy birthday to whoever was born on the 1st of the 2nd by the way.
Today I was filling in my college application form, and it made me think of the decisions we have to make in life, and how they can really suck, I mean take, Icecreams for example. sometimes, I just don't know what one to go for. I mean should i go for Icecream, or Ice lollie, and even in the icecream bit theres so many to choose from, Cornetto or Scoop? Sorbet or creamy cornish icecream? Normally my head starts to hurt, I say f*ck it, and pick up some fruit pastilles...
Shameless product placement... Love it.

But yeah, choices can screw me up sometimes... I mean, especially when you have to choose from a group of people, and another group... and you dont want either party to get hurt... once again, I normally go to those, juicy, morish, and delicious ROWNTREES FRUIT PASTILLES.

In other news to that, I hate not having money, It restricts you so much! And I owe people for stuff.. I hate debt...

Another thing I hate is waiting... Waiting for things that dont need to be waited for!! But that'l be in the next blog, so Look out for that.

as for me, well, Ill see you next week, and have a good un!

Have a good weekend, and a good week!

*Archive Notes* this is possibly one of the more coherent of the pieces, tackling what I would call a proper issue. It also had 3 comments. although one, of course was from that anonymous poster