Friday, December 05, 2008

Macho Libre.

Good evening people of myspace.

Today's post may contain scenes of a painted nature.

Been a while hasn't it, well I'm afraid college has been a bit of a bummer with the workload recently, but it seems to have let off for a bit... almost.

So, hope you've all been well, i know i have, apart from the horrible cough, but its going now, buttercup, brilliant stuff that, anyway what I really wanted to talk to anyone who listened about was what I like to call, the "Macho Libre"

Here is the thing, a group of guys get together, now observe this, its more prominent when the friends, not that it has to be friends, haven't seen one another in a long time. Observing? Good, well look at them, seems normal yes? Blokeish talk? Crude gestures and guffawing? All normal, yes?
now wait for them to start talking about either: Women, Cars or Sports. Here's a take on what it may sound like.

Topic 1: Sport
A: Yeah so did anyone see the ______ game/match last night?
B: Ah, yeah man, totally stupid, the umpire/coach/ref/judge was way outa order!
C: No way, ______ (team/player) deserved to win, they played the best, i mean they ______________________ (insert topic specific jargon here)
B: nah man your full of crap, _______ (Team name/player) was terrible, a bad performance on his part.
A: Yeah but I totally saw it coming. Shut the hell up B, you cant even name _______ of _______ (insert a number of participants and team/country/company)
B: So you don't need to know that to appreciate good ______ (insert sport)
C: Your just saying that 'cos you didn't watch it.
A: by the way, the gyms this way (flexes muscles in sharp S shape)

Topic 2: Women

//A sees a young attractive girl walk past//

A: Guys check her out, I would. __ (This number denotes the rating of the girl from 1 to 10)

C: Oh hell yeah, I wouldn't _________ (this phrase includes a metaphor for not saying no to a woman's advances)

B: Yeah… very nice.

A: What the hell B, she's ____ (synonym for attractive) More than just very nice!

//C spots another attractive young girl//

C: Dibs.

A: Di- Ah god damn

B: Oh yeah, I wouldn't _____ (repeats phrase used in earlier conversation)

//A and C look at B in disgust, B noticing this and feeling nervous, spies an older woman walking by//

B: I would!

//Group Laugh//

See what happened here? Participant B got overwhelmed by the manliness of the topic, and of A and C, this is called "Macho Libre". this phenomenon is noticeable whenever a group of males are together and are talking about a stereotypical male subject I.E BBQ's

Strictly speaking this phenomenon is normal, since I'm sure its been going on since the stone ages, as this image represents.

*Archive notes* Here stood a painted image which is no longer avaliable due to loss of data and account suspension, but I'll assure you it was hilarious.


Well I hope this talk has taught you something, and guys... remember, if you dont want to be a B, scrub up on your manliness.

Next time; The Why Factor.

Later Days

*Archive Notes* This was the last entry of the myspace blogs. About 2 months later, the Blogspot account saw action. and some time after that, "The Crack'd-pot" was created.It was also the blog with the most varied comment replies.